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Sweden's King and Queen on a Secret Visit to Finland
"Shh", said the King. "Shh yourself", said the Queen. The names "King" and
"Queen" had always been used for them, for no-one had managed to remember their
names.
"Why did you say 'shh'?" asked the President. No-one had even seen him.
"Because we want all three of us to be silent", said the King and the Queen
together.
The three people walked carefully and slowly in the corridor. The corridor was
that one, which was in Finland's most secret military base thirty kilometres
beneath ground level. "Are we soon there?" asked the Queen. She had walked two
hundred kilometres and eaten only three things: an egg, a sandwich and her own
fingernails.
"We are soon there, I can tell you that", said the President. Just after that
he opened a door. Behind the door was another door. It had no lock and no
handle. The King sung "Old McDonald Had A Farm" to the door, and a matrix of
numbers appeared on the door. The President keyed in the code of eight hundred
digits and the door opened.
Behind the door were three chairs. The President thought that he should have
been the first to sit on one of the chairs, but the Queen was in a hurry to
relax, and she sat first. Then the President sat, and for last the King. The
doors shut. The lights went out. The algorithm to handle all possible telephone
calls with "The President will help you shortly, please stand by..." et cetera
ad nauseum started working.
The three secret persons dared only talk in very, very quiet voices. One of
them (no-one will ever know which one) asked why they had to be so secret.
Another of them answered the question. The reason was that both Sweden and
Finland had no money left, and they had to be sold to Russia. Of course, the
peoples had not liked it at all, so the three persons had to hide themselves
somewhere no-one could find them.
And if they are not dead yet, they live there still.